THE ONLY MAGICIAN THAT GIVES A 100% GUARANTEE!
YOU'RE NOT HAPPY?
YOU DON'T PAY. SIMPLE!
Fun and Laughter Guaranteed!
Invite New York and New Jersey Magician, Ventriloqiuist John Carlson to help make your next event one that your guests will never forget! Settle for nothing less but an internationally recognized, award-winning entertainer who performs strictly for the family audience. Nothing but good, clean fun from ages 2-92.
What do 19 TV appearances on NBC's Conan O'Brien Show, international performances in Budapest, Hungary, and the U.A.E., as well as thousands of appearances at schools, libraries, daycares, and birthday parties mean for you?
It means John's 20 years of magical expertise will create memories for your guests that will last for a lifetime.
Warning
The laughter that is created by the John Carlson Magic Show is very contagious and sometimes dangerous.
Once a lady fell off her chair and nearly crushed a young child, so seat belts may be required.
The laughter can be so extreme at times that audience members may pass out, get dizzy, or burst a brain vessel.
If you are overweight, we are not responsible for lost buttons. Do NOT operate heavy equipment after seeing John's show. This show has NOT been approved by the FDA and is NOT recommended by your Doctor, after all...laughter is GREAT medicine and that would put him out of a job.
Hiring another magician from your Internet search will result in nausea, vomiting
and a stupid feeling when one of your guests say, "Where did you get this guy from?
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Wayne Hinkle of Bridges Foster Care flew John Carlson out to Pueblo, Colorado
to perform for their Organization's Annual Holiday Party. He put him up in a 5 Star hotel and rented
him a brand new Chrysler Pacifica.
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"Absolutely
Hilarious"
- Conan O'Brien, NBC' Late
Nite
John Carlson has appeared at Six Flags during a special family day celebration for the
owners of Six Flags and their families.
"John you really helped
make Kino's birthday a special and memorable day for him. He really enjoyed
you!! I was very impressed with your professionalism & care for the
children. I hope our paths cross again." - Jimmy Smits, TV's NYPD BLUE
"The show was fantastic, Mingus really
enjoyed you! I am going to recommend you to everyone."
- Supermodel Helena Christiansen
"Man! That show was GREAT! You made my son feel like a million dollars!" - Actor Norman Reedus
(Blade 2, Deuces Wild, Boondock Saints)
"You not only entertained the kids, but the adults wouldn't
stop talking about your show. You should be an actor". - Clem Caserta
(Analyze This, Casino, A Bronx Tale, Goodfellas & more)
"I could not figure out how in the world you made that
Gatorade bottle disappear. You are my favorite magician!" - Dennis Byrd - NY Jets
"I really enjoyed
the magic show, it was fantastic. Lily and her friends thought you were
so funny". - Isabel Rose, Movie Star & Singer (Anything but Love)
"Through the years we have had every type of entertainment
at our children's parties that you could imagine. Nothing compares to the
magic of John Carlson. I can see why he gives such a strong guarantee, he's
the best there is"! -Michael Modell
"The Children
enjoyed his performance so much that they wouldn't let him leave until his
puppet said
good-bye one more time." - Matt Corman, The New York Times
"Over the past
three years your shows have proven to be wonderfully entertaining not only
for the children but for the adults as well. I have heard nothing but positive
comments from the attendees at the picnics
regarding your performances."
Kathleen Southerton, Stony
Brook University Hospital
Your ability to relate
to the children and experience as a performer was evident. The program contained
variety, creativity and humor to keep our diverse group entertained. You
are the best magician we ever
had, and I really mean that!
Laura Gruninger at “
Mercer County Library System (NJ)
"Our members
found your performance, mystical, enchanting, and hilarious. We will definitely
be using your services again next year. Since we had trouble getting you
this year, please put us on your calendar now. Thank you."
Fun and Laughter Guaranteed!
